Cestna golazen

[tiesto]

[Caffrey]

Kaj ma Mercator pa Mohoric v reklami?

Nekaj v smislu ponosni sponzor Bahraina?

[Caffrey]

hawa meyta reče pred 4 minutami:

 

sem belezu danes...

 

6 oglasnih blokov, v skupni dolzini 20:53 minut. 

 

ob prejsnjem (cetrtkovem) stopanju je bilo 6 reklamnih blokov med dirko in se dodaten med dirko in podelitvijo majice, v skupni dolzini 27:55 minut.

 

po koncu etape bo se en daljsi (5+min) blok, ker je pa za vikend se poetapna oddaja, imajo se dodatna dva reklamna bloka v rangu 3:30 do 4:00 minut. 

 

 

Fora je kako so tempirani. Moras kot eno casovno premico naredit. Vceraj so bli trije bloki v manj kot pol ure.

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Caffrey reče pred 9 minutami:

Kaj ma Mercator pa Mohoric v reklami?

Nekaj v smislu ponosni sponzor Bahraina?

Ave, mercator, ljubljanske mlekarne ter fructal so zgleda sponzorji oz partnerji oz whatever.

[tiesto]

Mohoric se komi zivi 

[hawa meyta]

tiesto reče pred 3 urami:

Norc 

 

...danasnji skupni reklamni izkupicek od zacetka do konca prenosa je bil 37 minut in 35 sekund. 

 

Caffrey reče pred 3 urami:

Fora je kako so tempirani. 

 

se popolnoma strinjam in danes so to izpeljali vrhunsko. trije daljsi reklamni bloki so si sledili izredno hitro ob zacetku prenosa (vse skupaj cca. 12 minut), potem je bil cca. 20 -25 minut neprekinjen prenos, eden 4 minutni blok pred predzadnjim vzponom in potem se eden na spustu iz tega klanca. med samo dirko je bilo 'zgolj' 20 minut reklam!

 

also, Pogacar je rekel, da si zeli jutri samo malo dlje pospat. in da je UAE danes oddelala vrhunsko, ker so ga 'vseskozi zalagali s pijaco in hrano', vec pa tako ali tako baje ni potreboval. 

[Mutombo]

Prebral na Twitterju tko da don't shot the messenger. 

 

Razlika od 2-5 mesta je samo zaradi kronometra. Na nobeni izmed preostalih 14 etap niso naredili nobene razlike. 

 

Resno upam da čimprej ukinejo spuste na koncu gorskih etap in da začnejo tour s kronometrom/prologom da se malo umiri kaos na prvih etapah. 

 

Ker če je prvi vikend bil top je bil drugi teden kot F1 v Monacu. 

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Mutombo reče pred 21 minutami:

Prebral na Twitterju tko da don't shot the messenger. 

 

a mi lahko prosim poves, zakaj so sploh zaceli tako forsirat te zakljucke gorskih etap v dolinah? 

 

kaj so racunali na vecje moznosti random pobegov? mislm, res ne razumem tega...

[dilar]

hawa meyta reče pred 40 minutami:

 

a mi lahko prosim poves, zakaj so sploh zaceli tako forsirat te zakljucke gorskih etap v dolinah? 

 

kaj so racunali na vecje moznosti random pobegov? mislm, res ne razumem tega...

 

Se mi zdi, da se je enkrat govorilo o tem, da zarad vse opreme, ki se voz s karavano, težko pripravjo cilje na vrhu vzponov, ker preprosto ni placa in se zato dostikrat etape zaključjo na dnu hriba/prelaza. S kakšnim ciljnih vzponov se morajo dostikrat pol po koncu etape kolesarji spustit sami s kolesom nazaj dol v dolino, ker vsi busi in vsa ostala šara ne more na hrib. Se mi zdi, da so se neki časa določeni iz vrhov vozil s helikopterji, pa je potem UCI rekel, da je dost tega. Upam, da nisem kej pomešal

[dilar]

Drugač pa, se še kdo strinja z Lanternom in Benjijem, da je Pogačar anomalija letos tud zarad na splošno nižje kvalitete ostalih kot lani? Verjetno bi res blo dost drugač, ampak lani je blo realno cel kup kolesarjev, ki se jih Jumbo Visma ni mogla losat do zadnjega ciljnega šprinta na vzponih. V bistvu edina izjema, kjer so ble res velke razlike je bil vzpon na Col de la Loze pa kronometer, če se prav spomnem. Carapaz recimo letos ni bil v nekih crashih vpleten, pa je daleč od Pogačarja, vprašanje, kaj bi lahko naredila Thomas in Porte, če ne bi bla vsa polomljena. Lanterne je v zadnjem podcastu rekel, da bi verjetno še najbolj lahko Pogačarju v polni formi konkurirala Roglič in Thomas.

[bozicekman]

V kolikor bi bil Pogačar ene druge nacionalnosti (ita, fra, špa, bel, niz, vb) bi vsi govorili o nekem super wonder kid-u ki je renesansa za kolesarstvo in se aploh ne bi nihče dotaknil teme kako slaba je konkurenca. Problem je tudi v ekipi, ki očitno ni najbolj priljubljena. 

Na vse možno se obešajo samo, da jim ni treba priznat, da je pač najboljši atm. Itak so vsi butthurt.

Koliko zgodb presežnikov in analiz se piše o Ganni kadar odpelje kronometer, 3x več kot pa o Pogiju če zmaga tour. 

To je vse eno medijsko nabivanje. Kot da ne vejo kaj je kolesarstvo in koliko dejavnikov vpliva...

12. julij 2021 uredilo bitje bozicekman

[hawa meyta]

dilar reče pred 6 urami:

Drugač pa, se še kdo strinja z Lanternom in Benjijem, da je Pogačar anomalija letos tud zarad na splošno nižje kvalitete ostalih kot lani?

 

točno o tem govori Pogijev zdravnik San Millan. pravi, da Pogi na letošnjem TDF ne obrača niti lanskih turovskih številk.

 

priporočam tudi športni SOS podcast, govorita tudi o dopingu.

 

also, Remco je že v Tokiu.

 

 

[╭∩╮ S<3NEC]

hawa meyta reče pred 22 urami:

 

...danasnji skupni reklamni izkupicek od zacetka do konca prenosa je bil 37 minut in 35 sekund. ...

20€ me je prišla letna GCN+ naročnina. Mogoče vredno razmisliti, če ti gredo reklame na penis. Pa Orla vodi pre/postshow

[Mutombo]

Nič več. 

 

Končala za letos saj gre na OI. 

[╭∩╮ S<3NEC]

O Orli govoriš? Fuck, TDF je mrtev zame.

[Shadow]

Navedek

originally published in French by L’équipa

As translated by La Monde for an international audience

By Le Jones Roulant

TRJ: Are you aiming for the win or just the podium?

Carapaz: Despite the large advantage for Pogacar, we’re of course still aiming for the win. We’re Ineos after all and we don’t play second fiddle. Roglic had a seemingly insurmountable lead last year and look how that ended up. This year, Roglic even looked like he was guaranteed a podium spot, but he’s now out of the race. It’s a long race and it doesn’t really start until week 3. The Italian champ knocked off the first Slovenian, and who knows what might happen between the Belgian champ and young Tadej. I would never wish a crash on anyone, but if I secretly did, it would probably be on Pogacar.

TRJ: Getting right to the point, what is the strategy for defeating Pogacar in the 3rd week?

Carapaz: We hope for the weather to be outrageous. Landslides won the Tour for South America in 2019. Ineos got its 4th rider on the top step. Pretty snazzy. Earthquakes, heat waves, landslides, tornados, hurricanes, new covid variants: I mean basically anything that would put the elderly population of France at serious risk. Those are what we hope for in order to win this bike race. If we can get temperatures up into the 30s or 40s, Tadej will struggle mightily, especially when he has no teammates to get him more icy cold bidons.

Ineos the company has been trying hard to increase its CO2 footprint as much as possible to accelerate global warming during the Tour. If we can enable this heatwave, we’ll almost surely wipe out all the elderly people who managed to survive COVID. Sounds like a somewhat macabre hope, but it’s our best shot at defeating the cold, rainy man.

You may know my nickname is el Jaguar de Tulcan, and the truth is that Jaguars do better in crazy weather than yellow canary Slovenes. Tadej might fly up the mountain, but if he gets stuck in the mud, the other teams will tar and feather him while I prance up the hillside.

TRJ: How has this year’s Tour been different from last year, especially with respect to COVID protocols and the new variants?

Carapaz: Much less focus on COVID. It’s actually crazy how close fans are getting and how penetrable the bubbles are. We’re exploring what we can possibly do with bringing biochemical warfare into cycling. Is the new strain of covid a potential advantage? Yes. Tadej got vaccinated a long, long time ago in a country far, far away, so we’re hoping he has less immunity. If we can’t beat him on the road or accidentally cause him to crash out, we just have to hope he gets sick. Possibly by sharing a contaminated bidon or possibly sending him a favor in the night.

TRJ: Has Ineos run out of marginal gains in actual cycling? Is this why you’re transitioning into chemicals? Are there additional areas where improvements can be made that other teams aren’t focused on?

Carapaz: Indeed. I can’t comment too much because of trade secrets, but Team Ineos Grenade Throwers have definitely been continuing to innovate. After all, it’s our greatest strength as a team, the research dollars that we put in, including of course our petrochem and pharma prowess. I’m a prowling Jaguar and Ineos is a prowess-company. We’re trying to hire Nilson Powless for his powerlessness.

Being the best funded team but not winning the Tour has been a huge blot on our backs - a big red linear blot.

I’ll give you a sneak peek at some of our current plans. Some were tested yesterday in the Andorra stage, so they’re less confidential now. The first is the concept of satellite riders. Well, you may have heard of it before. But we put two guys up the road. Seems nuts, but two is bigger than one. That means we had one more guy to be a satellite. Other teams have just one guy as a satellite and they have nowhere to go. But we had two which is one extra.

Most people think one satellite because the earth only has one natural satellite. But we looked at Mars and said, wow, they have two moons, maybe we could do a Mars satellite strategy. The craziest thing is that Jumbo-Visma put three guys up the road! That is one more than two. Next mountain stage, we’re gonna go for the 4-satellite rider strategy. There’s a rumor that TJV is soon gonna go for the full-team satellite strategy, leaving only their GC guy in the peloton. See how it goes.

The other new strategy we tried was having G and Porte be directly in front of Pogacar during descents. They get really into his head because they take terrible lines down the mountain and get really close to crashing on almost every turn. No one would call foul if they led Pog right into a ditch. It’s just their regular riding. Fair is fair, and they played the long game for Ineos’ benefit. They did some mind control on McNulty but Pog unfortunately forgot to follow him into the ditch.

We have a few more things we’re strategizing. Mostly tactics that seem “too crazy” to mention in polite company. Jumbo-Visma is the only other team we’ve witnessed trying out similar tactics. Because that’s how you make monumental changes and beat someone who’s just flat out better than you are, by daring to go where no one has gone before. Things like switching to mountain bikes to cut through all the hairpins on descents. Riding without an appendix to increase w/kg. Recruiting people born with fewer fingers and toes to further minimize weight. Teaching our riders to zip up their jackets on descents. The really groundbreaking stuff.

TRJ: Pog didn’t win a stage and didn’t extend his GC lead in week 2. Wow so overrated.

 

hahaha jocem  

[Kruz]

wat

12. julij 2021 uredilo bitje AdamSmit

[Mutombo]

S&lt;3NEC reče pred 52 minutami:

O Orli govoriš? Fuck, TDF je mrtev zame.

 

Orla ja. 

 

Me zanima kdo bo namesto nje. 

[Boris]

hawa meyta reče pred 5 urami:

 

točno o tem govori Pogijev zdravnik San Millan. pravi, da Pogi na letošnjem TDF ne obrača niti lanskih turovskih številk.

 

priporočam tudi športni SOS podcast, govorita tudi o dopingu.

 

also, Remco je že v Tokiu.

 

 

model sestavi se

 

Pogijev zdravnik rece tocno to kar more rect. Ni to nekaj kar je za veerjet.

Je pa res da pogi ma res ene salabajzerje letos v GC. Ce pogledas da je 42 letni model (kapo dol ) bil do tretjega tedna 2

 

 

[dilar]

Boris reče pred 10 urami:

model sestavi se

 

Pogijev zdravnik rece tocno to kar more rect. Ni to nekaj kar je za veerjet.

Je pa res da pogi ma res ene salabajzerje letos v GC. Ce pogledas da je 42 letni model (kapo dol ) bil do tretjega tedna 2

 

 

 

Sej Valverde ni 2. v GC?

[Boris]

pardon uran

[Mutombo]

Lachlan Morton je že končal svoj TDF. 

 

Svaka mu čast to pa je ultra endurance. 

[Vučko]

Shadow reče pred 15 urami:

 

hahaha jocem  

 

You may know my nickname is el Jaguar de Tulcan, and the truth is that Jaguars do better in crazy weather than yellow canary Slovenes.

 

[Boris]

Mutombo reče pred 4 urami:

Lachlan Morton je že končal svoj TDF. 

 

Svaka mu čast to pa je ultra endurance. 

15 dni al kolk je vozu? Predstavli se odfurat to v 7dneh  

[Mutombo]

18 dni je blo. 

 

Sploh top so njegovi čevlji 😁

[shure]

Kaj so spet zabluzili pri UAE?

 

Wiggo čisto preveč uživa v šminkiranju na motorju.

13. julij 2021 uredilo bitje shure

[Caffrey]

10 stopinj. Kaj bi dal…

[hawa meyta]

hvala enako. 

 

a pri kolesarjih je se dodatna tezava v tem, da so se se dva dni nazaj vozili na 35c, danes je pa 25c manj. njihova telesa pa ze tako ali tako na robu zmoznosti zaradi vseh naporov zadnjih dveh tednov, zdaj jih pa se temperaturni sok pere. 

 

13. julij 2021 uredilo bitje hawa meyta

[hawa meyta]

Colbrelli 

[tiesto]