[uradno] Gostilna pri Konjzolcu

[Raz]

Aktivist Vanč reče pred 10 minutami:

Kaj si zdaj pri teh letih prišel iz omare  al boš samo malo eksperimentiral spolnost, da se potem odločiš kaj boš? 

 

ne govoriva o britju po celem telesu 

 

že leta mi glede samopodobe (sploh na morju) morijo kocine po zgornjem delu rok, ramenih in hrbtu, kar sm žal kljub blontnosti pododeval od fotra (ki je v tem pogledu ko jeben Črnogorc/Grk); pomoje ima to samo relativno majhen % moških in mi je pač na trenutke izrazito neprijetno, jebiga

 

 

3. avgust 2024 uredilo bitje Raz

[Kočevc]

Oneblade je super za to. To je najblizji priblizek ziletki. Edin za po glavi ce se hoces na nulo pa ni, je to prevelik zalogaj zanj

[Aktivist Vanč]

Po moje te bo to, če ne boš potem konstantno bril, full pikalo ali pa bodo zrasle še bolj goste in trde. Kaj vem... Mogoče bi bla boljša depilacija od britja. Čeprav jaz ne bi nič (vsaj tako si mislim). Jaz pa bi želel biti bolj poraščen

[Kočevc]

Ma ne zgledas urejen pol, ze ko ti dlake po vratu rastejo dol ni glih nice. Ne bo nic pikalo al pa da bojo se bl goste in trde, to ti je zihr mtka govorla 🤣

[Aktivist Vanč]

Ne, to so mi praktično vse ženske rekle, ki se redno brijejo. 

 

Meni ni mela matka kaj govoriti, če sploh nisem kaj poraščen po telesu. Pravim, da bi želel biti bolj. 

3. avgust 2024 uredilo bitje Aktivist Vanč

[blad]

Raz reče pred 2 minutama:

 

ne govoriva o britju po celem telesu 

 

že leta mi glede samopodobe (sploh na morju) morijo kocine po zgornjem delu rok, ramenih in hrbtu, kar sm žal kljub blontnosti pododeval od fotra (ki je v tem pogledu ko jeben Črnogorc/Grk); pomoje ima to samo relativno majhen % moških in mi je pač na trenutke izrazito neprijetno, jebiga

 

 

Če maš nekoga, ki ti lahko pomaga po hrbtu, je relativno hitro in enostavno to zrihtat tud z depilacijsko kremo, npr https://www.dm.si/veet-depilacijska-krema-za-obcutljivo-kozo-silky-fresh-p5997321773438.html

[Raz]

Okej, hvala vsem za nasvete, bomo najprej probali z oneblade, pa potem vidim čez čas, kako bo 

[Aktivist Vanč]

Pa ne mi rečt, da bo jajcih in tiču ne pika... Gadno pika. Zato pa samo krajšam. 

 

P.S.: Aja, pri eni operaciji so me brili in je tudi pikalo in srbelo, ko je raslo.

3. avgust 2024 uredilo bitje Aktivist Vanč

[Vodokotlič]

To daj. Reže jajca, tič mi je 2cm krajši. Vdolbine na prsu k kraterji na luni. Ampak za silo lahko tudi grmičjevje okoli hiše potrimmaš.

[Hernire]

Aktivist Vanč reče pred 1 uro:

Pa ne mi rečt, da bo jajcih in tiču ne pika... Gadno pika. Zato pa samo krajšam. 

 

P.S.: Aja, pri eni operaciji so me brili in je tudi pikalo in srbelo, ko je raslo.

Mene je pikalo prvič drugič, pol pa ne več

 

Isto okoli riti, kjer je vsaj zame tako essential higienski minimum, da sem pobrit

[Heidi]

carski vzorec na bladu, me je spomnil na

 

[Aktivist Vanč]

Hernire reče pred 3 minutami:

Mene je pikalo prvič drugič, pol pa ne več

 

Isto okoli riti, kjer je vsaj zame tako essential higienski minimum, da sem pobrit

 

Saj to sem rekel, da se potem moraš stalno brit. Občasno bo vedno pikalo. Čmara pa si nikoli nisem bril pa si nikoli nisem videl niti dlake tam. 

[ke_kit]

DaCapo reče pred 5 urami:

Bom dal novo aktualno fotko jutri po ali med igranjem namiznega tenisa. 

Nehi bit tak creepster.

3. avgust 2024 uredilo bitje ke_kit

[ke_kit]

Galko reče pred 3 urami:

zelo normalna in casual vprašanja za popolne neznance, zelo ne weird vibes

...

Fak, sem mislu, da sem edini.

[magični kralj]

na riti si jaz pulim dlake, ne grem tja blizu z rezilom da pol sepso fasem

[Aktivist Vanč]

Tako. Tam pri ćmaru, če kaj zaslatam, kar je izjemno redko, to spipam. Sploh si ne predstavljam kak bi to sam pobril. Drugemu pa niti v sanjah ne bi pustil. 

[Dejch]

Jaz ful rad na riti pokam mozolje

[magični kralj]

 

[Dejch]

Pokat na riti mozolje je kot neki tazga

 

 

[Fuksija]

Aktivist Vanč reče pred 12 urami:

Ne, to so mi praktično vse ženske rekle, ki se redno brijejo. 

 

Meni ni mela matka kaj govoriti, če sploh nisem kaj poraščen po telesu. Pravim, da bi želel biti bolj. 

ne morejo dlake dejansko ratat debelejše od britja lol

kar se zgodi je, da nimajo več naravne oblike, ki gre proti konici v špico, s katero je morala dlaka predret površino kože, da je lahko zrasla

ko jo odbriješ pri površini kože, lahko pa požene naprej isto debela po celi dolžini

in to je res pri vsem odstranjevanju samo tega dela dlake k se vidi skozi kožo (se pravi vse razen puljenja)

[Berbasecks]

kombinacija nastavka za brado na brivniku, oneblade, če hočem pa res čist na gladko pa žiletka 

 

@Aktivist Vanč lucky you, če si v osnovi bolj gladek, js sm fucking medved

tko da mednožje (obe strani), podpajske in mal po hrbu/ramenih je zame a must 

 

 

[gojc]

 

Don't shave your ass hair.

 

 

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to alt.tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble sh-itting.

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my asss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my *********. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my asss of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My asss was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know.

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two assscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic sh-it- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shhit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my asss off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering sh-it/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my asss cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shhit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my asss at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for asss-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fa-rt, only to have it get stuck between my *********. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fa-rt that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your asss having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends, don't shave your asss-hair.

[Berbasecks]

tole s srbenjem je sam prvič

in to kjerkoli, pajske in mednožje isto

 

tole ostalo pa itak sam WTF

[Aktivist Vanč]

Berbasecks reče pred 58 minutami:

tole s srbenjem je sam prvič

in to kjerkoli, pajske in mednožje isto

 

Ne verjamem! Kar ene par krat

[DaCapo]

AMpak priznajte, da je britje jajc za moškega kar zajebano. Ajde, se navadiš, ampak vseeno je zelo delikaten postopek. 

[ke_kit]

Pojma nimam, ker mi na kraj pameti ne pride, da bi si bril jajca lol. Kaj točno pridobim s tem?

Britje ramen in telesa v skrajnih primerih, ko gre bolj za estetiko mi je še jasno ajde. Sama sreča, da sem res malo poraščen.

4. avgust 2024 uredilo bitje ke_kit

[DaCapo]

Ne vem, jaz si jajca brijem ker se pač boljše počutim. Zdaj, ali je to samo psihološka fora ali je kaj drugega pa res ne morem sodit.

Mogoče bi bilo treba vprašati ženske, zakaj si pa one brijejo mednožje. Kaj točno pridobijo s tem? 

4. avgust 2024 uredilo bitje DaCapo

[Aktivist Vanč]

Jaz niti jajc nimam kosmatih Bom enkrat probal gor prilimat dlake, ki jih skrajšam nad kurcem.

[Kruz]

ke_kit reče pred 34 minutami:

Pojma nimam, ker mi na kraj pameti ne pride, da bi si bril jajca lol. Kaj točno pridobim s tem?

Britje ramen in telesa v skrajnih primerih, ko gre bolj za estetiko mi je še jasno ajde. Sama sreča, da sem res malo poraščen.

Ker se vidi več in zgleda bolj massive 

[DaCapo]

Kruz reče pred 1 minuto:

Ker se vidi več in zgleda bolj massive 

Ma niti ni to. Pomoje še najmanj od vseh razlogov.